Silly Crimes: Hilariously Bad Criminals
By Hikaru Kotz
⭐ 4.8 out of 5 stars (208 reviews)

About The Book:
Get ready to giggle with this collection of the world's most ridiculous "crimes"! This isn't your typical crime coloring book - there's nothing scary or creepy here. Just a bunch of lovable and laughable troublemakers who just can't seem to get anything right, like a bag snatcher who grabs someone's trash bag or a crook who robs a store with a banana.
Life is stressful enough. Sometimes you just want to color something that makes you smile. This book is comfort food for you - all the fun of a crime story with zero of the stuff that keeps you up at night. Each page features hilarious scenarios that will have you laughing out loud while you enjoy the therapeutic benefits of coloring.
Part of the "Silly Funny Coloring Book" series, Silly Crimes brings together comedy and creativity in a way that's perfect for unwinding after a long day. Whether you're coloring solo or sharing laughs with friends and family, these ridiculous scenarios provide endless entertainment and stress relief.
Book Features:
- 40 Coloring Pages: Silly characters doing ridiculous things that'll have you cracking up while you color
- Single-Sided Pages: Each illustration is printed on one side only to prevent bleed-through
- Standard Page Design: 8.5 x 8.5 inches - perfect size for all coloring mediums
- Entertaining: Provides hours of stress-relieving laughter after a long day
- Ideal Gift: Makes a great gift for anyone who needs more silliness and humor in their life
- Highly Rated: 4.8 out of 5 stars from over 200 happy colorists!
About Hikaru Kotz:
Hikaru Kotz is known for creating coloring books that bring joy and laughter to adults and teens. With a unique talent for turning everyday situations into hilariously absurd scenarios, Kotz's illustrations capture the lighter side of life while providing the therapeutic benefits of coloring.
As the creator of the popular "Silly Funny Coloring Book" series, Hikaru Kotz has built a loyal following of colorists who appreciate humor, creativity, and stress-relief. Each book in the series offers a fresh take on funny coloring, making them perfect for gift-giving or treating yourself to something that makes you smile.
Ready for some laughs? Order your copy today and discover the world's most hilariously incompetent criminals!




Sample pages from Silly Crimes Coloring Book
Why Humor Helps You Relax
Laughter releases endorphins, your brain's natural feel-good chemicals. Combining coloring with humor creates a double dose of stress relief!
Studies show that humor can reduce stress hormones like cortisol by up to 39%, making funny coloring books an effective way to decompress after a difficult day.
Laughter improves blood flow and oxygen intake, which helps your muscles relax. That's why coloring something silly feels more relaxing than serious subjects!
Funny coloring books are great for social bonding. Sharing laughs over ridiculous scenarios creates memories and strengthens relationships with friends and family.
Humor shifts your perspective and helps you see everyday problems in a lighter way, promoting mental resilience and emotional well-being.
Tips for Coloring Comedy
- Use bright, bold colors to enhance the comedic effect - neon getaway cars and rainbow disguises are totally fair game!
- Add extra silly details in the backgrounds to create your own mini-stories within each scene.
- Try exaggerated color choices for clothing and accessories - the more ridiculous, the funnier! Purple striped suits for bumbling burglars? Yes, please!
- Color with friends and make up backstories for each "criminal" - it doubles the fun and laughter.
- Don't overthink it! These scenes are meant to be silly, so let loose and have fun with your color choices.
Perfect For
Stress Relief
When life gets too serious, these ridiculous scenarios provide the perfect escape. Laugh your stress away while enjoying the calming benefits of coloring.
Group Fun
Great for game nights, family gatherings, or coloring clubs. The silly scenarios spark conversation and shared laughter that brings people together.
Unique Gifts
Know someone with a great sense of humor who needs to de-stress? This makes an unforgettable gift that shows you care about their happiness and well-being.
Comedy Lovers
If you enjoy stand-up comedy, funny movies, or memes, this book is right up your alley. It's like coloring your favorite comedy sketches!
Hilariously Bad "Crimes" Featured
Silly Crimes features 40 pages of lovable troublemakers who can't seem to commit crimes correctly:
- 🗑️ Bag Snatchers: Criminals who accidentally steal trash bags instead of purses
- 🍌 Banana Bandits: Robbers wielding bananas as "weapons" at convenience stores
- 🎭 Terrible Disguises: Criminals in hilariously obvious disguises that fool nobody
- 🚗 Getaway Fails: Bumbling burglars with the worst getaway plans imaginable
- 🕵️ Incompetent Heists: Elaborate plans that go spectacularly wrong in the silliest ways
- 🎪 Accidental Chaos: Well-meaning troublemakers creating ridiculous mayhem by mistake
- 😅 Face-Palm Moments: Criminals whose mistakes are so absurd you can't help but laugh
Each page tells a story of comedic failure that will keep you entertained from start to finish. No scary content - just pure, stress-relieving silliness!
What Colorists Are Saying
"This book had me laughing out loud! The silly scenarios are so creative and absurd. Perfect for when I need to unwind and just want something fun to color."
— Rachel P., Humor Enthusiast
"I bought this for my teenager and we ended up coloring it together. We had so much fun making up backstories for each ridiculous "criminal." Highly recommend!"
— David K., Parent
"Finally, a coloring book that doesn't take itself too seriously! The humor is spot-on and the illustrations are detailed enough to be satisfying without being stressful."
— Amanda T., Coloring Enthusiast
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this book appropriate for all ages?
Yes! Silly Crimes is designed for adults and teens with a sense of humor. The "crimes" are all ridiculous and harmless (like stealing someone's trash bag instead of their purse), making it fun without any scary or inappropriate content. It's suitable for ages 13 and up.
What makes this different from other coloring books?
Silly Crimes combines comedy with coloring! Instead of serious crime scenes, you get hilarious scenarios of lovable troublemakers failing spectacularly at their "crimes." It's designed to make you laugh while providing the stress-relief benefits of coloring.
What coloring materials work best?
The single-sided pages prevent bleed-through, so you can use markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or even watercolors. The standard 8.5 x 8.5 inch size is perfect for all coloring mediums.
How many pages are in the book?
Silly Crimes features 40 unique coloring pages, each with a different ridiculous "crime" scenario. With single-sided printing, you get 40 full illustrations to enjoy without worrying about the next page.
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